Okay, look. I know kidnapping somebody's wife isn't the best way to force somebody to work, but it seems to work with the dragon. And actually, I didn't kidnap Dragan, she just hid in my institute for a while, because she liked the idea of playing tricks on her husband and seeing him work days and nights on Quick Movie Reviews XIII.

Let me tell you though: If I had the time to write these myself, I would.